As South Park's "Towelie" was so fond of warbling, "Don't forget to bring a towel!" Here in Miami, it's all about what towel you bring. We were feeling pretty good, having toted our Marilyn Minter-designed Art Production Fund towel all the way from Gotham, but then we saw the new 2008 APF towels, now selling briskly to Art Baselgoers at Andre Balazs' Raleigh and Standard Hotels. There's something for everyone in this year's artist lineup of Cindy Sherman, Jeff Koons, Elizabeth Peyton, and Kehinde Wiley. The limited edition towels (which also make excellent superhero capes, not to mention moisture-wicking bedspreads) are part of APF's Works on Whatever (WOW) series, with proceeds going to APF projects and to the Koons Family Institute, a children's charity.

Weren't able to make it down to Miami this year? The towels will be sold in select Target stores, but may we suggest e-mailing arttowels AT raleighhotel.com? (Just tell them UnBeige sent you.) If you act fast, you can still make it a very terry Christmas.