As much as we spent some of the more sordid years of our adolescence claiming to want to help out with the housecleaning so we could revel in the sweet sweet pathos of that particular Clorox high, now that we're older, wiser, and can afford one more rung on the substance ladder, Green Clean shows us how to do it up natural.

A Melcher Media Durabook, Green Clean "explains what green cleaning is, how it can work for your home, and why it's important." The book's website has one of those constantly updated pages with short blocks of text that explain things that might take longer to publish were it not for the internets.

And as much as it's OK to fake the bravado and take the environment for granted, sometimes it's cool to be down with the planet. Yeah. All right.