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Before, in another life, we had stacks of People Magazine at our regular disposal. Now, in this new one, we've taken to buying (and reading) our own Star. But fond as we were of People, and sometimes miss it, as for Teen People, forget it. We're not that young. Then again we might be induced to get even more in touch with our latent teenybopperism with the latest redesign of the magazine, courtesy of Us Weekly's former Lori Majewski. The official relaunch isn't until February, but the December/January issue will have a couple changes, according to WWD.

The new Teen People cover features fewer cover lines, no more neon and, for the first time posing together for a magazine (according to a Teen People spokeswoman), Ashlee and Jessica Simpson.

Because putting the Simpsons on a cover is just. so. out. there.