Seeing as both the UnBeige private jet and the UnBeige teleporter are being borrowed this week, we regret to inform our New York readers that we will not be simultaneously clinking glasses at mediabistro.com's NY Design Party this Thursday evening. However, in our absence, we're depending on you to spill just a splash of your Michelob Ultra on the floor for the bloggers who ain't there.

You'll head to the persuasive-sounding Happy Ending on April 27 from 6:30 to 8:30pm. RSVP here. Bonus points for anyone who sends us a report on Friday. Triple bonus points for anyone who sends an email from the event.