Like Christmas and National Candy Corn Day (which happens to be today), the Moss and Moroso Warehouse Sale happens just once a year, or just about. Dear UnBeige readers, it is almost upon us. Next Saturday, November 7, design-minded bargain shoppers will make their way to Soho (25 Greene Street, to be precise), just down the street from Moss' perpetually full-priced design emporium. At the stroke of 11 a.m., usually calm, placid, black-garbed urbanites wearing all manner of interesting eyewear will jostle their peers for selected items from the Moss warehouse (which we always picture like Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, complete with Comme des Garçons-clad Oompa Loompas) priced at up to 80% off. We've been told to expect chairs, sofas, tables, lights, assorted small goods, and "many special items of particular note." The sale runs through Sunday, November 8 at 6 p.m., but note that it's a first-come-first-served situation (translation: get there early), and all sales are final. We're bringing along a Ted Muehling candlestick to fend off the hoards!