Like Christmas and Gary Coleman's birthday (which is today--he's 40!), the Moss Warehouse Sale happens just once a year. Dear UnBeige readers, it is upon us. Tomorrow morning, design-minded bargain shoppers will make their way to Soho (76 Greene Street, to be precise), just down the street from Moss' perpetually full-priced design emporium. At the stroke of 11am, usually calm, placid, black-garbed urbanites wearing all manner of interesting eyewear will jostle their peers for selected items from the Moss warehouse (which we always picture like Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, complete with Comme des Garcons-clad Oompa Loompas) priced at 25% to 70% off.

The store cautions that "items may be slightly damaged, dusty, or otherwise past their sell-by date," but hey, chalk it up to your fancy for that lived-in, wabi sabi look (viva patina!). The sale runs through Sunday at 6pm, but note that it's a first-come-first-served situation (translation: get there early), and all sales are final. We're bringing along a Ted Muehling candlestick to fend off the hoards!