Although we fear gray won't be as kind to that maniacal glimmer in Kenneth's eyes, the NBC pages have new uniforms, brother blog TVNewser tells us. When we heard they were designed by Brooks Brothers, we had our fingers crossed for something resembling the final look from the stunningly accomplished fall show of Thom Browne, designer of BB's Black Fleece collection. But, alas, the new uniform—a gray plaid ensemble that bested navy pinstripe and gray herringbone looks that were also under consideration—is Thom Browne lite. TVNewser compares the new uniforms to "something out of Mad Men," but the gang at Sterling Cooper would never approve of the new wardrobe policy that accompanies the uniform update: for the first time in the history of the page program, female pages can choose between a skirt and (gasp!) pants.