Feather Doll Dusters to Forearm Forklift Lifting Straps: Core77′s 77 Gifts Under $77

With a sparkle of wit in a season swarming with too-serious gift guides, Core77‘s Ultimate Gift Guide oscillates between clever, wacky and just plain cheap: Yes, everything is under $77, so feel free to overload your shopping cart. And don’t worry if you can’t carry your loot to the car by yourself, simply snag a pair of forearm forklift lifting straps and do your heavy lifting with a friend.

And yes, in case you were wondering, those hot little dolls are back–not only serving as models throughout the guide, they’re also in a starring role as the #1 pick: Tom Butch‘s Doll Duster, which we’re naming the must-have ironic household tool of the year.

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