Apparently, Long Island freak fest Orange 32 is starting some kind of printing arm, where you can design and print shirts, business cards, booklets, flyers and "just about everything." We think they're also selling a few t-shirts they've designed.

We're not sure how what you're about to see could possibly be on topic--except for the fact that Orange 32 makes us want to learn about their new printing arm and t-shirts all day. So why don't we make this like a little Choose-Your-Own-Adventure? Once we give you the link to Orange 32's magic portal, here's what you can do:

If you believe knowing is half the battle, choose Porkchop.

If you like football, choose Grabowski.

If you're partial to gay improv, choose Hot Pants.

Ready? Go.

Oh, and if you want to see the real work of Orange 32, go here. Whew. Back on topic.