We anxiously await the latest in celeb spawn news like any sane citizen of the fine city of Los Angeles. But when you’re an expecting starlet and it comes to keeping your family expansion plans private, it’s always nice when your fashion designer announces your pregnancy for you, like Roberto Cavalli has done for the suddenly swelling belly of Jennifer Lopez:
Asked what types of clothing he designs for his celebrity clients, he told PEOPLE exclusively on Tuesday, “Well Jennifer Lopez, at this moment, she requests something very special because she is waiting for the baby.”
But even better than that jaw-dropper is the next fine quote from Cavalli:
“It is so complicated because every week she is getting bigger,” added the designer.
Really? Like he’s never before had to deal with her mysterious disappearing/reappearing bootie?