With today's theme in mind, we decided, since we're bringing you along on our journey of blog-therapy, to offer up the Top 5 Loosely-Related-to-Design Scandals We Can Think Of. In no particular order:

1) We screwed up. We jumped the gun and got involved in something we didn't quite understand. (A lot of that going around; something a little cosmically off.) An earlier post misunderstood an invitation. It was, according to a watchful eye, "for a friend's art exhibit in March 2001." We regret the error.
2) A silly California dreamer tried (and, we hear, succeeded) to bone his bff/one-time collaborator's wife.
3) Auteur Quentin Tarantino is all up on Kevin Federline's ex. It's relevant because it's funny. Funny because it's relevant.
4) Legolas just wants to design. But it's a stretch.
5) David Rockwell: diva.

Read between the lines. We're not quite ready to share. Check back later.