Today's ramping up to be a chock-full-o'-gossip day. First Brad. Then, news of Ralph's defection to Hong Kong. Now, our frenemies at the Gutter (feeling a little snippy today, guys?) have got the full story, the whole scoop, the entire shebang. Their answer to our question:

Which Ralph Lerner lost his job as dean of the architecture school at Princeton several years ago when he attempted to cover up a nasty sex scandal? A professor was trolling for undergrads--quel horreur--and when one tasty trollee approached Ralph, he advised her to keep quiet or face the consequences. So old school. She went straight to the university admin. He's on his way into exile.

Damn.