We may be averse to the likes of FaceBook and MySpace (and the Orwellian buzzword "social networking" for that matter), but our mediabistro.com blog brethren have convinced us to join the Twittering classes. That's right, just last night, we debuted our official UnBeige Twitter account, where we'll post up-to-the-minute newsbites, event snippets, links of interest, and free candy (OK, we're still working on the physics of that last one). That said, we do worry that the people of the future will one day unearth Twitter messages and wonder why 21st century types communicated in laconic mini-missives of 140 characters or less. Below, a sample of our recent Twitters, including some from last night's opening of the Sculptural Objects and Functional Art (SOFA) fair, which runs through Sunday at the Park Avenue Armory. Sign up to follow our twittering, and start twittering yourself at twitter.com.