1. The Lister
Has more talking points than John McCain and isn’t afraid to share them.
Typical comment: “You are wrong and I have 10 reasons why. Number 1…”
2. The Colage Proffeser
Thinks they are smarter than every else and uses ten dollar words to prove it — except they are often comically misspelled.
Typical comment: “You all are so nieve. Your asersions are apolling.”
3. The Essayist
Writes comments that take several scroll lengths to read; includes detailed rebuttals to every previous comment.
Typical comment: “And to the person who said [XYZ], research clearly shows…”
4. The Toddler
Hurls profanity-laced and horribly misspelled insults at fellow commenters. Thinks everyone, including the writer, sux.
Typical comment: “OMG WTF U all r so stoopid!!!!!!!!!!”
5. The Martin Luther King
Typical comment: “Can’t we all get along?”
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