TVNewser TVSpy LostRemote SocialTimes AllFacebook FishbowlNY FishbowlDC PRNewser 10,000 Words GalleyCat UnBeige MediaJobsDaily

Craigslist Ad of the Day: The Most Ridiculous You’ve Ever Seen

aliens.jpg

The guys behind JerksInYourArea, the site made famous for culling/creating the most audacious Craigslist ads, swear that the one below is totally real. As in, they didn’t write it. Take a look, it’s ridiculous.

Where to start, my wife got kicked by a horse last june and shes doing well. She is 5’3″, 125 lbs, and looks like the progressive commercials lady.

Need a group of 6-8 guys, 18-31, no latinos to help her live out her ultimate alien abduction fantasy. MUST HAVE CPR TRAINING. masks and tools will be provided, DO NOT BRING YOUR OWN. She is easily frightened of new things and lights and has a heart condition.
I wont be participating in all of this, just watching.

Email with the sujbect line “CLOSE ENCOUNTERS”, and include a description of yourself, and what you like on your pizza.

God bless.

Where to start, indeed. No Latinos? Don’t bring your own tools? What do you like on your pizza? Though this Cincy ad screams fake-as-fuck, it’s awesome.

More:Craigslist Ad of the Day: Homeless Creative Director Will Write Advertising For Food

Mediabistro Course

Content Marketing 101

Content Marketing 101Get hands-on content marketing training in our brand new boot camp, Content Marketing 101! Starting September 8, digital marketing and content experts will teach you the tips and tricks for creating, distributing and measuring the success of your brand's content. Sign up before August 15 and get $50 OFF registration. Register now!