If you’ve been following our series sharing folks (and brands) newly verified on Twitter, you may be getting your hopes up that someday, maybe, you’ll be verified as well!

Great news – we can tell you we are 100% certain that will NEVER happen unless you become some big muckity muck in whatever area and attract the attention of whoever holds the verification keys at Twitter.

How can we be so sure? Well, if Jack Dorsey’s mom and dad (the folks who technically birthed Twitter) can’t get verified – you have even less of a snowball’s chance.

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