Our Wednesday series Twitticisms is back, featuring the jocular jests and witty wisecracks of Twitter’s funniest.
Cue the laugh track:
What a piece of garbage… pic.twitter.com/FD9nIm5Jm6
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 9, 2013
I'm still having a panic attack from the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) April 9, 2013
Did you know that 60% of the world's rice can be found in a single salmon avocado roll at Whole Foods?
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) April 9, 2013
Rachael Ray is like the caps lock of people
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) April 9, 2013
A very sad start to the week with so many deaths. And, I’m referring to my speed-dates.
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) April 8, 2013
Hardest job ever. Working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control needed
— Ted. (@HilariousTed) April 8, 2013
Baking soda seems like a scam. "Be sure to keep this box of magic white nothing dust in the back of your refrigerator."
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) April 8, 2013
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