Our Wednesday series Twitticisms is back, featuring the jocular jests and witty wisecracks of Twitter’s funniest.
Cue the laugh track:
Just heard a woman referred to on WCBS as a “certified LinkedIn trainer.” I think I’ll start the Memorial Day weekend now, if that’s OK.
— R/GA (@RGA) May 22, 2013
Umlaut is a pretty fancy word for what are basically just little letter nipples.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) May 22, 2013
How am I supposed to sleep when I’m not even sure my phone case says everything about who I am as a person.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) May 22, 2013
By the hammer of Thor and the closet of Tom Cruise!
— Mark Peters (@wordlust) May 21, 2013
I’ve never seen a garage door closing and not considered rolling under it like Indiana Jones.
— Alex J. Mann (@alexjmann) May 21, 2013
“Super Bowl L” sounds stupid.Nice job ancient Rome.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) May 21, 2013
the xbox graphics look so real.Pretty soon they’ll introduce depression and a mid-life crisis feature.
— daveanthony (@daveanthony) May 21, 2013
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