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Photo Caption Contest

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Dear Fishies. Today we have another classic shot of Hazy, a.k.a MSNBC’s Chris Hayes, whom we miss greatly here in Washington. Let’s see what you can do. Write us your best captions and send to FisbowlDC@mediabistro.com, Betsy@mediabistro.com or @FishbowlDC.

From this weekend’s “Up” with Rachel Maddow, er, Chris Hayes

Chris Hayes calls a safety

This is an equilateral triangle, or as conservative call it, a socialist one.

Despite his obvious inexperience, Chris doesn’t realize that vaginas aren’t really this big.

Hayes makes it official, becoming the douch-iest person to ever attempt Jay-Z’s H.O.V.A hand symbol.

“I am Chris Hayes — a man.  Not Rachel Maddow — a woman,  sort of.  If I were her, I would have a vajajay, and it would look something like this, I am guessing.”

 

Caption This

Today’s photograph that is crying out for captions comes from a benefit at Bullfeathers last night to benefit military public affairs officers serving in Afghanistan. All proceeds from “Flacks who wear Flak Jackets” support gifts for PAOs. Hosts: Sean Spicer and Brad Woodhouse. Ron Bonjean runs The Bonjean Company, a public affairs firm dedicated to providing strategic counsel, government relations, communication and crisis management services. Come on Fishbowlers, send us your witty captions at FishbowlDC@mediabistro.com or to Betsy@mediabistro.com.

“Have I told you about my days as a runway model in Milan?”

“Either this guy next to me farted or someone from Occupy DC snuck in here.”

 

Caption This

Today ABC brings us a photograph that conjures flashbacks of the Michele Bachmann‘s bug-eyed Newsweek cover. And we’re dying to see what you, dear readers, come up with for captions. The picture accompanies an ABC story on the camaraderie of the political “wives club.” Read the story here. Please send all captions to FishbowlDC@mediabistro.com, to Betsy@mediabistro.com or to @FishbowlDC.


From L to R: Mary Kaye Huntsman, Anita Perry and Callista Gingrich.

Photo credit: ABC News via Callista Gingrich

1. Callista: “I adore these ladies, but I’ve seen better hairdos in doggy daycare.”

2. Meet the new Stepford wives

3. “Does anyone have a spraycan of starch handy? My hair could use some.”

4. “I wish Anita would stop pinching my ass.”

5. Casting call for Bravo’s Real Batshit-Crazy-Dead-Behind-the-Eyes Wives of DC

6. The last thing Herman Cain saw before his eyes were brutally pecked out of his head.

7. E’s latest show “The Girls Next Door” (If you live next to a mental institution)

8. These women did not file sexual harassment charges against Herb Cain.

9. Mary Kaye Huntsman, Callista Gingrich and … uhh … oops

 

Fun with Headlines: Irene Edition

Irene Pummels Politico                                       Hurricane Takes Down DC Examiner

USA Today Down, Not Out After Killer ‘Cane       Ay de Mi! Irene Upsets El Pregonera

Irene Assassinates District Dailies                   ‘Cane Chews Up, Spits Out The Onion

Hurricane Wipes Out Washington Media      Employment Guide Devastated by Irene

Roll Call Photogs Snag Six WHNPA Awards

Photographers Tom Williams and Bill Clark made out like bandits in this weekend’s White House News Photographers Association photo contest.  The dynamic duo from Roll Call won a total of six awards combined.  Williams, a FishbowlDC fav,  took 1st place in the “On Capitol Hill”  category for his photo of Rep. Charlie Rangel (D-NY) after being censured on the House floor for ethics violations.  Clark won the “Portrait” category for his photo of Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) supporters posing with Michelle Obama magazine covers.  Congrats to Bill and Tom!

For the full list of winners and photos, click here.  For the winning Roll Call photos, here.  Internal memo from Doug Graham announcing the guys’ successes after the jump.

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Photo Captions Are In for Charlie and Annie

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Thanks to all who contributed.
The names of the authors are absent to protect the innocent (or, in this case, not so innocent). All the best to NYP’s Charlie Hurt and C-SPAN’s Annie Tin for being good sports (i.e. don’t injure me the next time we run into one another!)

1. Annie to Charlie: If you don’t be quiet I’m seriously going to slap you with my blurry hand!

2. Charlie and Annie argue over whose turn it is to work the hook for the bad RTCA Dinner entertainment.

3. Animatedly sauced (Note to readers: neither was intoxicated. This is creative thinking).

4. Charlie and Annie argue over which one of them Kathy Griffin was flirting with. John King and Dana Bash had the same argument on the way home. (FYI, Griffin attended RTCA as a guest of King and Bash.)

5. Charlie and Annie play rock paper scissors over who get to ride shotgun in Scott Brown’s truck on the ride home.

Photo Caption Contest: Charlie & Annie

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New York Post’s Charlie Hurt and C-SPAN’s Annie Tin share a conversation outside the Radio & TV Correspondent’s Dinner Wednesday night. Are they amused, incensed? Let us know. We’ll print your captions before the day is out. And if you’re too lazy, busy or otherwise occupied, we’ll invent some of our own. Send them to fishbowldc@mediabistro.com. We won’t print the author’s name unless he or she specifies that that’s desired.

“Caption This” Photo Contest

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Send us your captions for this photo from CBS’ @markknoller. We’ll post the best of your responses tomorrow. Details about this photo after the jump.

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