The U.S. Soccer Foundation and Politico are joining forces for the first annual capital event that will include a youth clinic and a celebrity tournament.

We like how they worded the release, all oozing with alpha male confidence. Did Politico‘s Patrick Reis write this? (Right, he’s really into charity even when he’s busy throwing rotten tomatoes at colleague Mike Allen.) We’re not sure who we should be more impressed with — the folks over at U.S. Soccer or POLITICO (bolding is ours).

“The U.S. Soccer Foundation, the major charitable arm of soccer in the United States, and POLITICO, the country’s dominant political news source, announced today their partnership for the inaugural Capital Soccer Classic to be held in Washington, D.C., on Wednesday, April 24, 2013.”

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