FishbowlDC: Attention Sally Field fans — the actress will be in DC tomorrow for a walk promoting International Women’s Day. Please note that Gidget paraphernalia will not be permitted.
TVSpy: A Seattle reporter, unaware of a live mic, reveals that he’s sort of boring.
GalleyCat: Kickstarter has reached $1 billion in pledges. $998,000,000 of that was dedicated to projects involving cats.
AllTwitter: Researchers behind a gigantic Twitter linguistic study hope to find the next terrible hashtag.
Stock Logos: Executives at Darden Restaurants — parent company of Olive Garden — are hoping the chain’s new logo will distract people from noticing the same old crappy food.
AllFacebook: It is disturbingly easy to get a gun via Facebook.
PRNewser: Facebook wants to remind you that Facebook is great.
FishbowlDC: Here’s why you should attend the next BlogHer conference — Kerry Washington will be there. Oh, and all that other stuff, too. That’s important.
AgencySpy: This ESPN ad celebrating the World Cup will likely be the most exciting part about the World Cup. We kid, we kid! Soccer is great. For when you need a nap.
TVNewser: Somehow, despite the Academy Awards being too long and too boring, viewership has hit a 10 year high.
GalleyCat: Today in You Weren’t This Smart at This Age news — an 8th grader’s poem has been retweeted over 144,000 times.
AllFacebook: Let’s all talk about Facebook’s Sheryl Sandberg running for Senate. Even if she said she wasn’t interested in politics. Because she might be! Even though she said she’s not. But perhaps!
AppNewser: Someone made a selfie app for babies, just in case you needed another reason to hate everything.
AllTwitter: The most likely reason you’re losing Twitter followers? You won’t shut up.
TVSpy: A NY1 reporter says that Spike Lee shouldn’t rant about gentrification if he’s responsible for doing it himself. Lee also shouldn’t dress like a mental patient when he attends Knicks games, but that’s another story.
SocialTimes: Tumblr has hired its first “director of media.” The new employee will oversee cat videos, cat gifs, and cat videos about cat gifs.
AgencySpy: Carhartt wants Michigan residents to have some pride. And then go buy some Carhartt.
AppNewser: A San Francisco writer was attacked at a bar for wearing Google Glass. We don’t condone this, but we don’t condone wearing Google Glass either.
AllFacebook: Facebook Messenger is finally available on Windows Phone. The 17 people who own a Windows Phone are pleased.
AgencySpy: The “Got Milk?” campaign is being replaced by “Milk Life,” which is basically the same thing as thug life, only with more protein.
AllFacebook: Facebook has begun moving into its new offices at 770 Broadway. Early word is staffers like it. Sorry.
PRNewser: Amtrak’s “Writers in Residence” program sounds great, but we’d settle for an “Internet That Works” program.