Corporate Ninjas

divh2Corporate Ninjas/h2pPOWERED BY PEOPLE/ppHiring Corporate Ninjas to cut down the corporate ladder!!!/ppHHIIYYYAHHH/ppWe might be able to work together if/ppIf the only time you look forward to a red light is when youre trying to finish a text./ppIf you think theres no worse feeling than that millisecond youre sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far./ppIf as a driver you hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian you hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, you always hate cyclists./ppIf sometimes youll look down at your watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is./ppIf you totally take back all those times you didnt want to nap when you were younger./ppIf you feel there is great need for a sarcasm font./ppJob hunting can be stressful, thats why you shouldnt take yourself too seriously./ppNY Marketing Firm is now hiring for entry level sales and marketing representatives. Our expanding firm has had a very successful past developing entry level candidates into competitive sales representatives that in turn create top performing market managers./ppWe are currently seeking entry level candidates with the winning mindsets to develop very lucrative business careers. We WANT to develop and train our own people from the ground up, starting with entry level sales and marketing. Candidate promotion and pay is based on performance starting at the entry level and is NOT based on seniority. This is an entry level sales and marketing position./ppOur company policy is to train people from scratch, so only send your resume if one of the following applies: You have a sense of humor (in case you didnt get that earlier) You work with the utmost honesty and integrity You work harder than everyone you know and put 100% into your work/ppThis is a great position for the right candidate. If you believe you are up for the challenge, please submit your resume to HR@NYMarketingFirm.org/p/div