Wanted: Introverts Who'd Like to Get Rich
Don't worry, there's no experience required. We'll teach you everything you need to know. But this job is not for everyone. To be considered for this position you should be: A voracious reader, curious about every subject under the sun, a competent writer, competitive, and thick skinned (you’ll do more rewrites than you ever thought possible). You should also have a keen interest in marketing and selling. If you believe selling is somehow evil, instead of one of the world's most important and valuable skills, this job is definitely not for you. My team and I will teach you how to be a world-class copywriter. And once you've mastered this skill, you will never gain worry about money or finding a job. In exchange, you should be willing to work your tail off for us, and to do whatever it takes to help our quickly growing business. This is a full-time, in-house job, in our Baltimore office. Freelancers and telecommuters need not apply. If interested, please send these three things by September 30th:1) Your resume2) 2-4 page letter explaining why we should hire you 3) 2-4 page letter persuading us to invest in any publicly traded stock of your choosing. Send these materials using the link provided.