Don’t feed me, bro. Like, ever.
The Internet Troll.
This is the animal you don’t want in the zoo because it craps where the kids walk, farts where families eat, makes fun of the other residents in the zoo and blames it on the hapless orangutan just sitting there picking his nose and eating it.
In short, this misanthrope ne’er-do-wells living in mama’s garage surrounded by the latest Star Wars bobbleheads still in enshrined in original packaging are out to do someone … anyone harm. Why? For esses-and-giggles. They enter an online discussion, usually slimy, rotund belly first and bad breath second. There’s no interest of healthy discourse, intelligent debate or stimulating conversation. Just Ya’ Mama jokes or worse. They suck but can be stopped.