Since 2009, only the lucky few high-income, trendy, 35-year-old women with access to a Whole Foods or Southern California have had the pleasure of living the Resource life. Resource is a bottled water brand from Nestle, and it has everything you could possibly want from water — recycled material, electrolytenment, and the ability to accessorize your favorite outfit. Also, there’s the video above, which offers a glimpse of how those aforementioned women are living because they have Resource.
All of this is now available nationwide. All of what? We just don’t know. That’s because Nestle has gone a little too far to sell some bottled water.