At a digital New York-based ad agency, two staffers have apparently been caught on tape gettin' that sweet pootang after hours. And yes, we've seen the tape. And yes, one of the sex offenders is supposedly pretty high up there. And um no. The lady in question looks like she's having no fun at all. Dude. It's about rhythm and motion. Humping her like a dog will get you nowheres, kid.

Now, we're sure that in the upcoming days some feisty blogger will post the video in its entirety. No. Don't ask. We're not going to do it. We're pro-office sex. Let the staffers run wild. Until someone else takes the plunge, the pic above will just have to satisfy.

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