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Keep Your Tattoos to Yourself

Got a tip yesterday about this completely heinous job posting on Creative Hotlist and because you bitches aren’t talking much shit today, I figured I’d post it. Props to the bored dude who found it.

There are just so many things wrong with this listing that I can only blame Communication Arts for not taking a closer look at who/what is posting jobs. I thought you guys were supposed to be a somewhat reputable company? Quit posting crap like this and let’s get back to the real jobs out there. Like this one. And this one…etc. Oh, and fahk you, Tattoo Projects. Fire your writer and hire someone who uses proper grammar if you want people to take you seriously.

Update: Apparently Tattoo Projects felt the need to post a rebuttal on their site, which is actually pretty awesome. If I were you, and actually wanted to work there, I’d take that post and proofread it for them. If you can spot all of the grammatical mistakes in it, they should hire you! Oh, and Tattoo Projects, we’re called AgencySpy, NOT “Ad Spy”. You’re welcome.

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