From the annals of different strokes for different folks, a tipster today shares the various ways three papers reported yesterday's new report. The report was alluringly titled "Sexual Behavior and Selected Health Measures: Men and Women 15-44 Years of Age, United States, 2002." Here's how the papers reported it:

Wahington Times:

MARRIED AMERICANS REMAINING FAITHFUL: Federal Report Studies Adult Sexual Behavior

New York Times:

NATIONWIDE SURVEY INCUDES DATA ON TEENAGE SEX HABITS: Suprising Numbers for Same Sex Activity

Washington Post:

ORAL SEX PREVALENT AMONG TEENS: Majority of Those 15-19 Engage in Practice

Can you figure out which papers are part of the Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy and which ones subscribe to the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy?