Official friend of FBLA, Larry Gassan, sent us this bit of found object art. We don't know what Paris did to the former owner of this couch. Our guess, since the couch was discarded on Myra, just north of Santa Monica Blvd. in Silverlake, is that Paris never did anything to (or with) the former owner of this couch. It's probably just the idea of Paris Hilton that worked this furniture owner up into a frenzied, graffiti rage.

Or maybe we're reading this wrong. Maybe the owner wanted to sell this couch to a passerby for a small pittance -- and what two words better connote "cheap?"