People like to say that Washington, DC is like Hollywood for not so pretty people. Must be so, as the Washington Post is reduced to writing about what journalists wear. Matt Welch is described thusly:

Matt Welch, a former Los Angeles Times opinion writer who wears pink vests with rhinestone buttons

And his new pals at Reason get the same treatment:

...Reason editors, most of whom wear T-shirts or hoodies.

Is it too late for Matt and Emmanuelle to turn around and come back to LA?