Three Graphs Of News: And 34 graphs of background. We can't blame Andrew Blankstein, though. If we had to wait around Lynwood at midnight to watch Paris's post-perp walk, we'd pre-write as much of this non-story as we could, too.

Luckily, She Doesn't Suck: In fact, Meryl Streep's daughter, Mamie Gummer is quite fantastic.

December of Her Record Sales: Reviewer Ann Powers says Kelly Clarkson is doomed because... well because reviewers like Powers says so.