The Industry Nexus goes undercover and nabs a peek at Ben Silverman's emails. Here's a taste:

From: Ben Silverman
To: David E. Kelley
Subject: N-B-C

Can you hear it, D? That's the sound of my happy moment when you finally join the P-cock stable, bro. You're a TV All Star and we need to nail something pronto to put you back on top. Offices are still hot but chill on the lawyers. Even Ally's moved on. Think more funny ha ha, not funny "ironic." Also, I want Michelle in a recurring guest spot. She's such an MILF-think demos, D. Call my girl, we'll grab dinner @ Dan Tana's.

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