Jonathan Chase, who may or may not be the actor, has a screenplay based on the recent deaths of Theresa Duncan and Jeremy Blake. The script, a 144 page thriller, is being advertised via a website, for 1 1/2 mil. And there's a twist:

It's the job of a sexy Puerto Rican detective, A. Rodriguez, to sift through acquaintances, and more than a few "scary" bloggers to solve a case with a shocking and surreal ending.

The opening's pretty surreal as well, as this exchange shows:

BLAKE

I can't help falling away when your trunk back-fires like a car.

(laughing)

What the hell else do you want me to do, Lady?

HOMELESS LADY

Get real. Theresa needs help. Pull her away from her destructive and unproductive habits. Take her out more, for starters. Look at her, she's a caged bird...you're going nuts, too. We've been watching.

FBLA has some casting suggestions for those scary bloggers.