Tom Cruise and Ben Stiller ARE The Hardy Boys, er, Men. Cruise and Stiller will star in a comedy based on the mystery series. Stiller will produce, Shawn Levy will direct and get this:

Cruise and Stiller have been friends for years--an alliance that grew out of Cruise's admiration for Stiller's penchant for doing Cruise impersonations.

"I love it when you do me." Does that sound as Brokeback to you as it does to us?

Red Envelope, the production arm of Netflix, will produce a doc. about ancient but game Tony Bennett, EP'ed by Clint Eastwood, who'll also show up in the film. Netflix plans a theatrical release, a tv airing, and a live event for the film. Why?

"Tony Bennett has been at the enter of the culture for more than 60 years," said Netflix chief content officer Ted Sarandos. "There are not that many people on the planet who can talk about Duke Ellington, Martin Luther King Jr. and John F. Kennedy in the first person."

In fact, no one can talk about them in the first person, because (a) one can only refer to oneself in the first person and (b) they're dead.

CBS hired former NBC drama excec. Chris Castalloas to oversee reality programming. Sounds nonsensical, but he'd worked with Glen Maynard, exec. vp of alternative programing before, and Hollywood is all about who you know.

Second Life creator Philip Rosedale tells all. Five gigabytes of code!

Sony has acquired all media rights for Afterworld, a futuristic animated episodic drama. Right now it's on Bud.TV, but soon it will be a game, a tv series, a web series, a cell phone series and a breakfast treat.

Goldwyn will distribute Goya's Ghosts, Milos Forman's
film about the Spanish artist. Natalie Portman stars as his muse.

ShoWest honors Bruce Joel Rubin as screenwriter of the year next month in Las Vegas. Rubin won an Oscar for Ghost.