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A Worried Reader…

A concerned friend and Daily Caller Mike Riggs fan writes in to express some concern about our Daily Baller feature. The journo wants to know, are we enabling Riggs’s substance abuse and leading him toward a life of eating ham sandwiches in the middle of the night? We think not. We can’t make Riggs do anything.

But read on.

Letter to the Editor:

Why do you keep encouraging Riggs’s substance abuse? Do you want him to end up dead, like Jimmy, Janice and Mama Cass? If he chokes on a ham sandwich in his sleep, the first thing I’m going to do is get a coroner to investigate how exactly, one eats a ham sandwich while they are  sleeping. The second thing I’m going to do is hold you personally responsible.

Note to readers: In explanation, apparently Cass died of eating ham sandwiches in her sleep.

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