What disturbs The Daily Caller‘s resident bold and sometimes dirty advice columnist Matt Labash? Today that’d be a photograph of Oprah and her best friend, Gayle, fly fishing on the Merced River in Yosemite National Park.

So much for him landing on her couch in the show’s final season.

Labash, who also writes for The Weekly Standard, writes, “Good God in Heaven, is nothing sacred? I saw the same picture on Field & Stream’s Fly Talk blog. And not since they made us watch a slide show of partial-birth abortions at my Operation Rescue Father’s Day picnic have I been so disturbed by an image.”

Why so disturbed? He says it’s not because he doesn’t want to see Oprah enjoy herself on the water. Read more and see the allegedly damaging picture here. (Above is Oprah in her fly fishing outfit. It’s not the picture that has Labash broiling.)