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WaPo Reporter Cracks on Faulty Content Management System in Goodbye Note

WaPo‘s James Grimaldi, who took the buyout and is headed to WSJ to be a senior investigative reporter , bid farewell to the publication where he has worked for the past 12 years. He “loved every minute of it,” he says warmly, except for Methode, the content management system used by WaPo for publishing, blogging and mobile. His subject line: “Methode is frozen.WaPo Asst. Systems Editor Alex Waddell replied to the entire newsroom, saying, “We’re aware of the problem and we’re working on it.”

And now, his note…

“I wish I could say I will never have to read one of these messages again, but, alas, they use Methode at The Wall Street Journal too. Damn those Italians.  I loved every minute of it. And I will miss you all.

I leave you with this (which I head on the radio today). I wish I had written it. The only thing I would change is the title. I think I would call it “Methode is Frozen”:
Excerpts from “How to be Perfect” by Ron Padgett

Get some sleep.

Eat an orange every morning.

Be friendly. It will help make you happy.

Hope for everything. Expect nothing.

Take care of things close to home first. Straighten up your room
before you save the world. Then save the world.
Be nice to people before they have a chance to behave badly.

Don’t stay angry about anything for more than a week, but don’t
forget what made you angry. Hold your anger out at arm’s length
and look at it, as if it were a glass ball. Then add it to your glass
ball collection.

Wear comfortable shoes.

Do not spend too much time with large groups of people.

Plan your day so you never have to rush.

Show your appreciation to people who do things for you, even if
you have paid them, even if they do favors you don’t want.

After dinner, wash the dishes.

Calm down.

Don’t expect your children to love you, so they can, if they want
to.

Don’t be too self-critical or too self-congratulatory.

Don’t think that progress exists. It doesn’t.

Imagine what you would like to see happen, and then don’t do
anything to make it impossible.

Forgive your country every once in a while. If that is not
possible, go to another one.

If you feel tired, rest.

Don’t be depressed about growing older. It will make you feel
even older. Which is depressing.

Do one thing at a time.

If you burn your finger, put ice on it immediately. If you bang
your finger with a hammer, hold your hand in the air for 20
minutes. you will be surprised by the curative powers of ice and
gravity.

Do not inhale smoke.

Take a deep breath.

Do not smart off to a policeman.

Be good.

Be honest with yourself, diplomatic with others.

Do not go crazy a lot. It’s a waste of time.

Drink plenty of water. When asked what you would like to
drink, say, “Water, please.”

Take out the trash.

Love life.

Use exact change.

When there’s shooting in the street, don’t go near the window.

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