Every once in a while, Studio City Patch editor Mike Szymanski dons the byline mantle of “Mr. Studio City” to run down the latest local celebrity sightings.

The headline is always done in the form of a rhyme, and for his latest dispatch, he was able to sync up Jessica Alba getting her wrist hurt with a celebrity-crashed school concert:

Another star who loves jazz—Johnny Depp–popped in at the jazz concert at Walter Reed Middle School and shocked everyone. He was coming to watch the daughter of a friend who was performing.

Very low-key and nonchalant, Johnny talked to a few moms who were fans and spoke quietly—and everyone was polite enough to avoid bugging him for a photo, so there’s no pictures of his surprise visit.

That’s too bad about the absence of Wednesday Smartphone pics. Because next to George Clooney auctioning himself off at a Walter Reed fundraiser, this is about as thrilling as it gets.

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