Some people ARE just into lavish dwarf entertainment - and the Wall Street Journal is there for them. Today, smack dab on the front page, is a story about a Fidelty trader's rollicking bachelor party, complete with hookers and dwarves - and today, smack dab on the front page, the WSJ helpfully provides the URL where you, too, can rent dwarves for your very own party! (www.shortdwarf.com, Wolcott). Now that's service journalism!

Special thanks to authors Susanne Craig and John Hechinger for the tip - I know it will make my parents' 50th anniversary really, really special.

Update: A reader speculates: "It makes one wonder: what is a tall dwarf?