Here we go again.

Following on the heels of Spin's failed experiment with a monthly sex column penned by a porn star, FHM — the oft-censored by Grand Central laddie title — is launching one of its own, tapping "Seymore Butts' Tushy Girl Flower Tucci" to write a weekly "Sexpert" blog for its Web site. Which leads us to this rather unnecessarily descriptive press release:

FHM Online Teams with Tucci For Weekly Sex Advice Column

(Chatsworth, CA) — Fans of adult entertainment are already quite familiar with Seymore Butts' Tushy Girl, Flower Tucci. She is known far and wide for her amazing ability to squirt and for her world-class tushy. Now readers of FHM (For Him Magazine online) will get to know Flower as well as we do.

The full, ahem, release:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
July 19, 2006

Flower Power: New Column Featuring Flower Tucci's Words of Wisdom

FHM Online Teams with Tucci For Weekly Sex Advice Column

(Chatsworth, CA) Fans of adult entertainment are already quite familiar with Seymore Butts' Tushy Girl, Flower Tucci. She is known far and wide for her amazing ability to squirt and for her world-class tushy. Now readers of FHM (For Him Magazine online) will get to know Flower as well as we do. Not only is there an interview with Flower Tucci on FHM online website www.fhmus.com, but they have decided that a woman as clearly skilled as Flower should share her sexual knowledge with the men and women out there. A little sexual advice from an adult star should be just what the doctor ordered, the love doctor that is. In her "Sexpert" blog, Flower gives FHM reader straight shootin' advice and no holds barred sex talk from one of the busiest tushies in all of porn. The weekly dose of advice answers such probing questions as "How can you tell if your woman is faking an orgasm", "How can I get a woman to experiment more" and many others.

Be sure to log onto www.fhmus.com weekly to see what sexy Advice our Tushy Girl has for us.