This is pure, unadulterated gossip, but it's cute and fun and unites two of the city's favorite magazine success stories, The New Yorker and Us Weekly (though their geneses have been somewhat, er, different). As this week's intrepid Us Weekly reports, movie star/frequent SNL host/New Yorker contributor Steve Martin, 60, was snapped on a romantic beach getaway in St. Barts with "off-again on-again girlfriend, New Yorker staffer Anne Stringfield, 33" (emphasis ours) who bears an uncanny resemblance to Kristin Davis of Sex and The City fame, like so:

No doubt she loves and appreciates his crispy chest hairs. They make a very cute couple and look like they're having fun. Hooray for young love!

Sharing the Us Weekly "Love Lives" page are the Canadian Evangeline Lilly and the Hobbit Dominic Monaghan of Lost, and Beverly Mitchell of Seventh Heaven, whereon she played Lucy, the boring annoying Camden kid. Sorry, make that the most boring annoying Camden kid. It all went to hell when Mary left town. Full page after el jumpo.