...mostly because we're too lazy to call for one. A joint venture between Curbed and She Loves NY, Eater will keep us well-fed and watered. And when we're well-fed, we like to sing. If you, too, know all the words to "Oliver!" well then, consider yourself at home:

Is it worth the waiting for?
Line-ups stretching out the door?
Flocking to the latest rest'raunt
Call and call, the line is busy
(Thanks to that PR by Lizzie)
Still we need to try that rest'raunt
When there's a buzz on a spot that is hot
And we're desperate for dish on each dish
There's a blog we can turn to to give us our fill
And respond to our hungering wish for...

Food, glorious food!
French, fusion and curry,
What treasures are chewed
At Blue Smoke and Matsuri!
Balth baguettes and Schiller's fries
Red Cat, Bourdain's kitchen
Jean Georges always satisfies
Our Vongritchin'!

Food, glorious food!
Uncork a few bottles
Curl up and seclude
At Bond Street with some models

Red wine and a Luger's steak --
Who wouldn't be wooed?
By food,
Wonderful food,
Fabulous food,
Glorious food!

Chef Tom at Per Se
What morsels he'll make me!
Worth all that you pay;
Won't somebody take me?
Dig into the duck at Cru
Koi's sushi is heaven
Just like we'll get at Nobu
Fifty Seven!

Food, glorious food
Your table is ready:
Make sure you look gooood
For 5:30 at Bette!
Boldface us at every spot
Where stars are accrued
For food,
Wonderful, food
VIP food,
Glorious food.

Food, generous food?
Falai's portions are puny,
Though much ballyhooed
By music-lover Frank Bruni
Four Seasons or Lever House
Go where the trend cycles
Just keep Wednesday clear for your
Lunch at Michael's!

Food, glorious food!
We're bookmarking Eater
Now that it's debuted
Who won't be a reader?
Spoon-feed us our daily dish
Our mouses are glued
For food,
Magical food,
Overpriced food,
Marvellous food,
NYC food,
Beautiful food,
Glorious food!