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Olbermann: Paris Hilton’s ‘Had Worse Things Happen To Her Face’ Than Being Punched

Yes, you heard Keith Olbermann correctly. In case you missed it, here it is again:

Paris Hilton claims she was punched in the face yesterday morning at a nightclub in Hollywood [pause] ‘Course she’s had worse things happen to her face …

And yes, that is what he meant. Also note MSNBC’s “A Slut and Battery” graphic — perhaps Page Six wasn’t so Olber the line with yesterday’s unflattering Olbermann sex story after all.

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