From Madonna's interview yesterday on Sirius' OutQ channel devoted to the gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender community:

Larry Flick: "You're kind of girly like a queen..."

Madonna: "But I'm kind of tough like a guy."

Larry Flick: "You're a top."

Madonna: "Yes, definitely."

Larry Flick: "You're definitely not a bottom."

Madonna: "No — don't tell that to my husband (laughing). Gay men are ... perfect men for girls who are tough. They’re not threatened by strong women, and they're usually very in touch with their feelings and pay attention to details. I've always had an affinity with gay men."

Also, this gem: "I want to be like Gandhi, and Martin Luther King, and John Lennon ... but I want to stay alive."

Jesus.