Bad news for jealous haters! Sloane Crosley, the Vintage publicist who's living the dream of so many publishing types by actually writing the book of funny, self-effacing essays that we all, deep down, feel that we have in us, can now be identified by a more meaningful epithet than "the most popular publicist in New York." She's now also a "New York Times Bestselling Author." 'I Was Told There'd Be Cake' hits the paperback nonfiction bestseller list at #19 on 4/20.

Well, I know how I'm going to celebrate.