Here's another anon tip on the Super Secret Memoir from Simon Spotlight Entertainment. Could it be written by Madonna?

Someone who knows all of M's staff" says "They were saying some big new project is happening in mid-July for M... I wouldn't be surprised if it's M's book WRITTEN BY HERSELF... Melissa was just the last straw... after that she decided to go ahead and do her own after that and get all the money/PR herself. If she worked on [it] in England it could have been kept quiet here. This is just my guess of course... but who else justifies at 350,000 first printing????