"Jarvis likes to sleep on my bed while I work from my desk at home," says Book Standard reporter Kimberly Maul. "Now that I work from home most days, his schedule goes like this:"

7 A.M.: step on my face and wake me up, even though I sleep in when I work from home

8:30-9:30: try to eat my breakfast, walk on my laptop and press buttons on the printer

9:30: pass out on my bed until lunch

Kimberly's lucky: I get headbutted out of bed, and then have to deal with one member of the GalleyCat Army sacked out behind my printer, and the other tapping my thighs demanding interactive happy fun time while I'm trying to post!