The latest issue of Ladies' Home Journal includes an intimate interview with ABC diva Diane Sawyer. The Good Morning America co-host says:

"I'm never seen out of sweatpants or jeans after 9:01 a.m. If people only knew how I dread hair and makeup and anything that feels like getting dressed up, how hard it is to get me into anything formal. I'm just basically the rattiest person you’ve ever seen. My inner slob is really the governing personality. I'd like to know what it feels like to be someone who is perfectly groomed, and who stays groomed. Because I grow progressively more deranged as the day goes on. I usually end up with paper clips in my hair and things stapled to me and those Post-it things on my shirt. At the end of the day, I am my own personal freak show."

The article leaves one reader asking: "Man, are we trying hard enough to counter the CW?"