Former NYPD Detective and current consistently fantastic booking Bo Dietl appeared on Fox & Friends this morning to discuss the Eliot Spitzer scandal. Dietl says he is good friends with the soon-to-be former governor.

But apparently Dietl wasn't around to give his friend some advice, which he dispensed during the F&F interview. Dietl began to describe how Spitzer could have better protected himself. "Wouldn't you have like a buffer zone? Like if you and I are goombahs and I'm the governor, I'll say, 'You hook the side order up, in the hotel room, I'll see you later,'" said Dietl. "Why would the governor be talking and setting the whole thing up?"

Co-anchor Brian Kilmeade, who understood Dietl's terminology, said, "You know this is the first time I actually felt cool, in my entire life?"

A full description of the terms "buffer zone" and "side order" follow, as well as Dietl's speculation at what $4,300-an-hour can get you. Seriously...

Dietl also has a theory about how Spitzer was caught, which he claims is related to the recent Gambino family arrests and subsequent plea deals. Check it out: