
internet gremlin
Composio, San Francisco, CA, United States
at composio we're too busy building infrastructure for ai agents to post anything that isn't cringe. the team has literal x time limits. our current socials are run by someone who didn't think through the implications of "build on top of us" in our bio.
we 3x'd arr this year and lost half our followers. most employees don't follow us and we pay them.
how to apply it's frankly a bad sign you even visited ashby. dm us @karanvaidya6, @cryogenicplanet, @itsaqd or @composio with a roast of our current socials.
disqualifications:
screen time under 7 hours/day
has posted #grindset or #mondaymotivation unironically
bio contains "growth hacker", "content creator", or any emoji
everyone at your last job liked you
qualifications:
funnier than our current socials (low bar)
has ratio'd a blue check (screenshots appreciated)
understands that "thought leadership" is usually neither
nice to have:
has survived a community note
knows what a reply guy arc is
alt account ready
in office in sf. pay is enough that you never need to open linkedin.
cowards can still ashby-apply. we'll know.
#J-18808-Ljbffr
we 3x'd arr this year and lost half our followers. most employees don't follow us and we pay them.
how to apply it's frankly a bad sign you even visited ashby. dm us @karanvaidya6, @cryogenicplanet, @itsaqd or @composio with a roast of our current socials.
disqualifications:
screen time under 7 hours/day
has posted #grindset or #mondaymotivation unironically
bio contains "growth hacker", "content creator", or any emoji
everyone at your last job liked you
qualifications:
funnier than our current socials (low bar)
has ratio'd a blue check (screenshots appreciated)
understands that "thought leadership" is usually neither
nice to have:
has survived a community note
knows what a reply guy arc is
alt account ready
in office in sf. pay is enough that you never need to open linkedin.
cowards can still ashby-apply. we'll know.
#J-18808-Ljbffr